Kenneth+Whigham

Kenny

computer lab, iss, broken car window: One day i was in iss due to messing around in class. there was nothing to do, so i snuck out and went up the computer lab. I watched videos for a while then i played a few flash games. some ninjas came through the windows and attacked me, i fended them off with computer mouses and keyboard. they were on their way to retreat and i threw a monitor at them. it flew acrossed the room, through a window, and proceeded to drop into the direction of mr boll's car. CRASHing into his window.. i went to check what happened and mr boll was standing out there jaw dropped to the ground. i yelled "Sorry ^_^" and then the ninjas came with a brand new car and i went all the way down there and broke his car window again...

element story: let me talk about one day when i had a book report that was due a week before. the teacher had allowed me to make it up aslong as i didn't fall behind on my other projects. unfortunatly on my way to give the book report to the teacher, but on my way to pick it up my notebook, it was stolen my favorite notebook was stolen!!!!!! i had 5 minutes before the late bell rang, so i had to hurry up and get it back. I saw someone else in the hall and decided it wouldn't hurt to ask if they saw anything. while i was sprinting to catch up to him he started walking faster and faster. i needed to hurry up and get some clue before i was late so i ran and eventually caught up but he turned a corner and seemed to dissappear. i was pondering where he could have gone. so i decided to just walk around untill i saw someone again but everyone was already in class.. one more minute before the bell rang. i saw the student again and pulled out my trusty expensive pen, and chucked it him. It hit him in the head and he stopped in his tracks. i ran over to retrieve my notebook, but it turned out he was just some guy who was afraid of me. and my notebook was behind everything else in my locker.. being as late as i was i decided to just leave. yep, thats my story and im sticking with it. (this is my excuse for any late book report) P.S tacos.

Ok. Creative and false excuses are accepted if they make me laugh. THis one did so you can use it next time your don't do homework in my class. I like the part that you tossed your expensive pen at his head. Funny stuff. Keep writing.